Madame Allsorts - Jack Shh [Explicit]. The UK’s very own antidote to the blank eyed dolls that X Factor churns out on a weekly basis. For too long have the UK’s airwaves been polluted by a steady stream of X Factor inspired idols. For too long has a shadowy figure been standing in the alcoves, waiting for her chance to pounce on the X Factor’s shadowy kingpin. Now is the time for her to take centre stage. Enter Madame Allsorts. Simon Cowell won’t know what’s hit him.