It all started with this glorious picture of Alexander Skarsgard sitting on a toilet at the South Pole after he raced Prince Harry there in December 2013.
FYI: It was -22° F at the time of this photo.
1. So naturally, we had to put him on things.
2. Like on our editorial staff.
3. And this old man turtle.
5. And with himself, last time he went naked.
Less fire and penis this time though.
6. And him taking a shit in someone’s chimney.
The alternative Santa Claus story.