1. Throwback Thursday
OMGZ YOU WERE A CHILD?! ME TOO!
2. You Only Live Once
OK, it is a good motivator to live in the moment, but it is NOT an excuse to be an ass and be like, eh whatever. Let’s move on.
3. Tags for Likes
The worst part about this hashtag is that it’s usually in one of two places: before a paragraph of other hashtags or written 1,000 times in the comments.
4. Man Crush Monday
Seriously? First of all, we should all crush on hot guys all week because, I mean come on. But more importantly, putting up photos of your own boyfriend for Man Crush Monday? Not needed.
5. Woman Crush Wednesday
Let’s just copy and paste from above shall we: Seriously? First of all, we should all crush on hot girls all week because, I mean come on. But more importantly, putting up photos of your own girlfriend for Woman Crush Wednesday? Not needed.
Ninety-nine percent of the time that you take a selfie it is pretty obvious. Lighting, mirrors, the fact that your arm is in it… we know what the photo is. Also, don’t forget that the point of a hashtag is so that people can find it when they search and it’s doubtful that people need to find your selfie.
7. Outfit of the Day
This is what people think Twitter is for: life updates no one asked for.
If you have to say you’re a #hipster, you probably aren’t a #hipster.
9. Sorry Not Sorry
You could easily just not say sorry not sorry since you aren’t, in fact, sorry.
It is bright outside. I figured you weren’t at dinner at this exact moment.
It’s time to retire swag as a word in general.
12. Do It for the Vine
#Doitforthevine usually leads to really unsafe situations. Vine was not created for Jackass-type jokes. Please don’t use the hashtag to make it OK to do horrible things.
It makes sense that #twerk would have been overused this year thanks to our girl Miley. But the truth is that no one likes the twerking movement. Not even the people who have always been into twerking.