2. When you head home with them, you know their kitchen will be stocked with bagels of only the highest quality.
4. They will come hang out with you on Christmas when your family is being crazy.
5. They can help you diagnose your ailments, as they have had tons of practice.
6. They have a collection of bread-free recipes for when you decided to try a gluten-free diet.
7. You’re always invited to celebrate one of the many many holidays.
8. According to Kanye West they have a lot of connections.
11. They’re always courteous and looking out for your best interest.
12. They’ll always know what to say to make you feel better.
13. Because they’ve learned from the masters of advice.
14. They’ve introduced you to the best food.
There is nothing better than matzo ball soup when you’re sick; it’s a fact.
15. You’ve picked up some classic and fantastic yiddish slang.
16. They know a lot of smart, nice boys they can set you up with.
17. They have at least one pair of vegan shoes for you to borrow when you go meet your new boy or girlfriend’s vegan sister.
- Greece will decide on Sunday whether they will accept austerity measures as a condition of a bailout that may stave off an imminent financial and economic crisis.
- Some 150 migrants stranded in the French city of Calais stormed the Channel Tunnel in an attempt to make it to British territory.
- It took a while, but an English national soccer team has finally defeated Germany in a major tournament. England took third place with a 1-0 win over the top-ranked German team in the FIFA Women's World Cup ⚽️
- Chile defeated Argentina on penalties to win the Copa America tournament. It's the first ever trophy for Chile in the 99 years of the Copa ⚽️