1. Today Valentino held its show at Paris Fashion Week.
2. And while the clothing was beautiful…
3. It was hard to focus because Anna Wintour, a major fixture of the front row, was sitting IN THE SECOND ROW instead.
4. There aren’t even photos of her at the show because she’s not in the front row.
Dear assistant, RUN. DUCK. HIDE. PURCHASE LIFE INSURANCE.
5. While people started to panic about what this really means…
6. Reports say that she made the move herself.
8. And the world continued to spin.
False alarm everyone! Please put all your black clothing back on.