Last year, Valentine’s Day fell on a Friday. I spent the day asking coworkers a question about love. I asked everyone, from brand new employees to the owner of the company. Here’s what they said:
Do it the Tony Perkis way.
Pack the boombox and 48 D batteries. We’re headed to Funkotron.
They do require going outside. You don’t download these.
Names possibly mentioned in history class while you were busy discovering “Pimp Quest” and “Uncle Worm” on your TI-83.
You need to make each other feel good. Not just like that. Pervert.