Robert

It's less of not wanting to discuss bedroom details than it is incredibly difficult to explain. Trying to explain that you have to be fairly aware that any time a new person is brought into your group of friends and you have to be almost paranoid about the possibility that this new… Read More

That is an insult to bellends everywhere. :)

Black zippered, ribbed polo, black jean shorts, and black, unpolished combat boots

Oh My Gawd! I can't believe I missed another The Beatles/The Beach Boys/ New Kids on the Block/98 Degrees/Backstreet Boys/N-Sync concert. I so horrendously disappointed. On a less sarcastic note, I give them about another year and a half before the general public move on to lusting… Read More

Thank god for rampant inbreeding! Now, we can all have the genetically maimed puppies of our sick, twisted dreams! http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6982851/the-bizarre-truth-about-purebred-dogs-or-why-mutts-are-better

I would harshly judge anyone who had this cheap, "Anthropologie inspired" garbage in their home. When did DIY become pre-school arts and crafts garbage?

I have some very pertinent questions to ask: Why do black women like fake hair so much (weaves and extensions)? Why does the spokeswoman for Popeye's allow herself to be used as Aunt Jemima 2.0 (a stereotype)? Why do black men act "gangsta" when they're in college? Gangstas… Read More

Oh honey. That's just the millionth garbage word for this century; we have 86 more years of garbage words and phrases. Every century, every language develops and discards garbage words. Words like anything starting with a lower case "i" that isn't the newest Apple iProduct… Read More

I find it interesting that so many commented about their excessive body odor unless they shave their underarms. Guys don't shave their underarms and, unless they just finished a work out or working outside or just don't use deodorant, they don't have stinky pits. Also,… Read More

Coachella is to rich, white children as The Hamptons is to their parents.