20 Things That Are Absolutely True On Your Birthday

Good Morning Sunshine! You’re another day older and wiser!

1. Some girls wake up like

2. They feel all sappy because death is slowly approaching

3. But not me! 24 years young, holler!!

4. So I jump into the shower like

5. Curse my aging body and try to get dressed

6. But then realize I don’t care because it’s my birthday and I’m fabulous!

7. I decide to skip my morning AND afternoon workout, and I feel glorious

8. I check my phone, Facebook, Twitter and e-mail

and feel amazing because I have the best friends and family that make me feel so loved!

9. I expect to walk into work like

10. And all my coworkers will be like

11. But instead it’s like

for 8 hours…

12. And I start daydreaming about my delicious birthday dinner

13. And then Tweet about how I wish I had a bf on my bday

14. But then my best friend texts me and saves me from my agony

and reminds me we’re going out to celebrate!

15. And I remember my Grandma/Grandpa/Aunt/Uncle/Parents sent me a b-day card

filled with love, of course. Just love.

16. 5 o’clock finally rolls around

17. And I’m so excited to celebrate

18. Then my dad reminds me it’s a week night and I have work tomorrow

and I respond…

19. I continue to gorge myself

20. And then finally crawl into bed

filled with food, wine and love.

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