Put on the Wing Cap, dash and fly, grab Peach, then wall jump to change direction and save the other one..durr

he's totally looking up their dresses

i heard peach puts out

“Who the F#*% is she?!?”
Mario: err…

Go for Peach, then bounce off the flying red koopa and save Pauline.

I thought Mario likes dudes.

Go with Peach, you probably wont have to plumb for the rest of your life…

Damn those bullets. Got me every time.

Go for Peach! She's a bloody princess!