Come one, come all. Gather round and let me tell you a-something about Selena Gomez. The same Selena Gomez that has 69 MILLION PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM.
That's right, 69 million people. If Selena's Instagram followers were a country, it would be the 19.5th largest country in the world. In between Turkey and Thailand. Obviously this country would be called Selena's Arctic.
But this isn't about the great country that is Selena's Arctic. This is about why Selena deserves to be the Queen of Instagram. And why all of her 69 million followers should feel #blessed to have her in their feed.
First of all, Selena graces all of us with lots of famous pal presence. Like Paul Rudd saying hi to Selenators.
Causal chats with Brad Pitt.
And hug sessions with Jennifer Aniston.
Selena also has a way of making us feel like we are her best friend. It's as if we are right there with her eating McDonalds.
Or Cheetos.
Or more McDonalds.
She *almost* doesn't give a fuck about what secrets she's actually spilling by videotaping her friends.
And her TBTs are a thing of perfection.
Seriously, they're great.
GREAT, I SAID!!!!!!!!!!!
She's self-aware when it comes to flying private.
And also really nails her captions.
Like, this is a good caption. It's good because she's clearly not sleeping, therefore it's totally clever.
As a resident of Selena Arctic, you get to see videos like this:
And like this. EVEN SELENA GOMEZ HATES NEEDLES.
We should feel lucky that we get to be a part of the great nation that is Selena Arctic. I mean, SHE'S FLAWLESS!!
She is single-handedly making jean skirts cool again.
AND YES SELENA, YOU TAKE THAT SELFIE!!! YOU LOOK FUCKING AMAZING IN THIS SELFIE.
