So yeah, Leo didn't win an Oscar for, like, the 756th time.
And yes, it was sad.
Heartbreaking even. Just look at his face when he loses. Even Jonah in the back looks to his friend to make sure he hasn't crumbled into a ball of tears.
But does he even really NEED an Oscar? No, because he's already a golden statue himself.
I mean, just look at his perfectly groomed goatee and brushed back hair.
And his wonderfully furrowed brows.
And chiseled side profile.
He's ALREADY A WINNER.
Are you seeing what I'm seeing???!!!!?!?
Seriously though, he literally is a tanned god sent from heaven.
And he has like 1,000 other awards besides a stupid Oscar.