1. So you’re Kanye West.
4. Don’t look so ashamed! You’ve got nothing to be embarrassed about.
5. Because you’re famous!
14. Okay whoa. No need for the ‘tude. I’m just saying sometimes it’s tough being Kanye.
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16. …be in a relationship with a couch…
Aren’t we all though? Ha Ha ha.
17. And have those gosh darn paparazzi following you everywhere.
19. Like that time you beat Beyonce in connect four. That was fun!
20. And even though somedays you hit your head on a pole…
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