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What Is Your Diagnosis According To WebMD?

If you feel like you aren’t well, please google your symptoms.

  1. 1. What is your symptom?
    1. Vague pain near my thigh
    2. Eye is twitching
    3. I can hear myself chewing?
    4. Just forgot my home phone number and had to look it up to tell someone then I remembered
    5. Weird noise when I move my jaw
    6. Just sneezed four times in a row
    7. Banged my knee on the corner of my desk when I turned my chair around
    8. Papercut
    9. Long hair near my nipple
    10. Muscle aches a bit but only when I stretch it
    11. Scratch marks near ankles (have a cat)
    12. Scratch marks near ankles (DON’T HAVE A CAT!!!)

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