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We Need To Talk About John Travolta’s Goatee

Is it even a goatee? More like a chintee, it’s like a little chin yarmulke.

1. So, maybe you’ve noticed a small black circle on the bottom of John Travolta’s face?

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2. It’s existence is a mystery.

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3. Why are you here? WHO ARE YOU? WHO SENT YOU?

4. Some may say he dipped his chin in tar…

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5. Or maybe he missed a spot while shaving. STUFF LIKE THAT HAPPENS!

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6. BUT DOES IT HAPPEN MORE THAN ONCE?

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7. IT’S BEEN HERE BEFORE.

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8. IT KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

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9. IT GOES TO PARTIES AND DRINKS CHAMPAGNE.

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10. IT’S THE GOATEE THAT YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEVER WANTED.

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11. It’s…It’s…WAIT IT’S A LITTLE GUY AWW!!!!

12. Weird. Didn’t even notice that before.

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