1. When everyone who was standing behind this camera was inspired because no one had ever worn a suit so flawlessly.
2. When those who walked the red carpet after him got whifs of his strong, godly aura.
3. When the camera men and crew of this movie experienced a disrobed Efron and they learned what perfection was.
4. When dozens of teenage girls were there to witness his absoluteness. And they cried and wept, for they had seen the light.
5. When the background actors took in the overwhelming sense of zen when Zac grilled.
6. When this can of soda got to touch Zac's lips, and then when it made it to the recycling bin it would tell all its friends whose thirst it just quenched.
7. When the audience just sat and stared and thought about their choices while they looked at his biceps.
8. When this cat sat perched upon Zac's shoulder and was literally separated from his holy spirit by only a shirt.
9. When this pavement was walked on by the body of this angelic being.
10. When he levitated this ball and for one moment showed off his true powers and strength.
11. When that guy behind Zac got to view his butt while he squatted and would later pray for a squat form just like Zac's.
12. When any human around Zac felt the power and spirit of his crooked smile and they went home to sit in silence and reflect.
13. When you looked into the windows of his soul and you had to take a step back because you were overcome with spirituality.
14. And when he performed a spiritual takeover on a bystander and she was changed forever.
15. When this bat got to rest upon Zac and feel his saintliness emitting from his bare chest.
16. When Zac presented himself in an airport and this attendant experienced a moment others only wish to achieve.
17. When his being was injured, and he had to wear a bandage around his hand, showing perseverance.
18. When he scratched the back of his head and we were all witness to his itch.
19. When this key got to rest on his chest. And it felt his powerful being and wanted to stay forever.
The key was #BLESSED.
20. When this skateboard helped transport his holy body from one side of the street to the other.
21. When this lemonade tried to tip itself closer to Zac's arm, which was beaming with light and hope and happiness.
22. When Zac flashed his spiritual peace sign and it was like lasers shot from his fingertips and into your heart.
23. When he was deep in thought and a silence fell over everyone because his divinity was real and nothing else mattered.
24. When the photographers tried to capture the spirit of Zac so that they could pass on proof of presence to their grand kids.
25. When the wind literally swept his shirt away from his body so that it could get closer to his holy abs.
26. When the heavens actually opened up and those who were Zac believers were given salvation, and he was the man waiting for you at the pearly gates.
