1. That he just wants to greet his people:
2. That he can't be manhandled, because he is the future KING.
3. That this stuffed animal was stupid and everyone is stupid.
4. And he can't even BELIEVE your stupidity:
5. That someone needs to find him his damn sword:
6. THAT HE CAN'T BE FOOLED BY AN ORANGE SQUARE.
7. That this commoner baby must stop crying:
8. That he just doesn't care:
9. THAT NOW HE'S REPEATED HIMSELF SEVERAL TIMES.
10. That he knows he's a good dancer:
11. That he belongs in American Horror Story:
12. That people need to wash their hands:
13. That all the other simpleton babies don't know how to play with toys:
14. That he's a total ladies man:
15. That he looks the best in shorts:
16. And that he hair is a wonderful mystery:
