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    This Past Year Has Been 1999 In Disguise

    DID WE EVER EVEN LEAVE The '90s??

    Because back then we had Destinys Child:

    And in February 2013 they reunited and were STILL FUCKIN' FIERCE.

    Because back then we had 98 Degrees:

    And in July 2013 they were TOGETHER AGAIN.

    'Cause in those days we had the Backstreet Boys:

    August 2013: STILL BACKSTREETING.

    Because then we had The Spice Girls:

    AND IN AUGUST 2012 THEY WERE SPICING UP YOUR LIFE AGAIN.

    Because we had NYSNC then:

    And then last night they came together once more and we all weeped tears of joy.

    The End.