1. Louis’ mom got married this weekend and 4/5 1D boys attended the wedding. Zayn wasn’t there which is sad/sucks, but I digress.
2. First we will examine Louis, son of the bride. He wore this navy blue suit.
3. AND LOOKED FINE AS HELL.
4. Louis really pulled it together.
5. *clap clap clap* He gets 4 stars.
6. + BONUS POINTS FOR THE BUTT.
7. Now we will look at Niall. He also looked dapper in this dark suit.
8. And later, proved that no jacket is a good thing.
9. Niall gets his hand held by Harry Styles and 3.5 stars.
10. Now there’s Liam. He wore a basic black suit.
11. At one point he walked like this which is kinda cool but overall it’s kind of meh. 3 stars for Liam.
12. Then there was Harry.
13. Sweet, sweet, Harry.
14. Harry, Harry bo barry.
15. With his scarf and his hat, and his short pants and boots and his shirt that is buttoned just enough to not fly away at the slightest gust of wind.
16. Harry gets 5 stars just because.
17. The end.
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