ATTENTION: Chris Meloni is on twitter (if you didn't already know) and he's AMAZING AT IT.
Yo yo! Just checkin in w/ all my peeps. Que pasa? Hit me
First of all, he totally gets the ~funny pics~ thing, and uses them wisely.
Wknd workout tip: Always put ur best face on when powering up. Get it in ppl! #poundforpound #beastmode #noexcuses
He is hip with the times and can use twerking in a sentence without totally embarassing himself.
Pardon my tardiness...I've been twerkin' while I'm werkin'!! TGIF people!!! Let's get it!!
Plus he says things like "who's wit me"
Ok Monday...let's get this party started. Who's wit me?
"What it do..."
Yo yo....what it do?
And "turn up," while doing this kind of move shamelessly.
It's the weekend ppl! Party time! (Thx to my daughter @sophiameloni123 for the cool pic). #TurnUp #Melonians
His selfie game is strong.
#Melonians & others I humbly announce 1 mil FB followers. Thank u! To celebrate I'm gonna have a burger-Happy July 6!
Very strong.
Beware the power outage...
Like, Superman strong.
Obey me...
It's like he has this innate selfie instinct that tells him when to take one.
Omg selfie at the mall!
He humble brags about his close relationship with dragonflies...
Dragonfly whispering secrets....
And full on shows off his secret buff bod.
#TBT The big guns...
Which actually isn't much of a secret.
Floaty ride? Anyone?... Anyone?
He posts pictures of himself just looking cool as fuck.
Are we havin' fun yet ppl! #summertime
Like this one where he is piloting a small plane lookin' all badass and stuff.
Off to work...
But he also posts photos of him in his warmest moments. Like this loving picture of him and his dog.
And they called it puppy loooove...
And his new cat friend.
Making friends at work...
He's very supportive of his peeps.
Have a great saturday peeps. Love you all. Get out enjoy the summer. Eat well. Do something different today. Report back 2 me w/ deets. Go!
And posts very important check-ins with his #partner4life.
Checking in with @Mariska. #partners4life
Even though he's got famous friends...
Hi & thx 4 tweeting. I'll be away from my devices until 2AM. If its an emergency text @michaelianblack's wife & I'll be sure to get it. xo
...and other famous ex-lovers.
Jesus @OfficialJLD We had what we had. Yup it was special. But pls babe let me go, if I come back 2 train u Im urs, if I don’t I never was.
...he's always keeping it real.
Subway ride!!! Keeping it really real!!
He's basically the realest.
Cruising w/ my gin n juice.
He looks good with a mustache.
Whacha think....Tom Selleck????
And finally, he educates everyone on grammar that can save lives around the world.
Grammar: the difference between knowing YOUR shit & knowing YOU'RE shit! #happyfriday