17 Things Bears Are Better At Than You

Don’t even try because bears rule.

1. Playing the trumpet.

YOU SUCK AT THE TRUMPET, BUT BEARS ARE AWESOME AT THE TRUMPET.

2. Conga lines.

You are always too drunk and your conga lines stink. Bears RULE at conga lines.

3. Taking out the trash.

When’s the last time you took out the trash? Bears are amazing at the removal of trash and organization of dumpsters.

4. Sliding.

Come on you KNOW bears are awesome at sliding.

5. Hollerin’ at your boy.

“GET IN LOSER, WE’RE GOING SHOPPING.”

6. Dancing alone in the woods.

You’ve probably never even danced alone in the woods.

7. Cannonballs.

NO FEAR. JUST CANNONBALLS.

8. Hula-hooping.

You can’t even hula hoop for a SECOND. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE.

9. Baton twirling.

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A BATON IS?

10. Walking.

You are SHIT at walking, probably always tripping and stuff.

11. Opening car doors.

It’s called chivalry. LEARN IT.

12. Jump roping.

Maybe you don’t suck at jump-roping, but you definitely don’t look this adorable while doing it. Not even you little Peggy-sue.

13. Doing fuckin’ somersaults.

NAILED IT.

14. Dissin’ your friend.

TALK TO THE HAND MOFO.

15. Opening lunch boxes.

I bet you open it in just one try which is LAME.

16. Waving.

Do you even know how to wave? Probably not.

17. Being tickled.

“Bears. Whew. Wow.” - BuzzFeed Editor Dave Stopera

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