3. Even though it’s a health code violation to lick spoons in the kitchen…
4. …and it’s probably not sanitary to cook half naked, IT DOESN’T MATTER.
5. BECAUSE HIS BUTT IS FEATURED PROMINENTLY. And that’s what’s important.
12. But let’s go back to the place where it was love at first sight…
13. …on your couch, in sweatpants, with cheeto dust all over your fingers.
17. Zesty Guy for best guy.
18. The End.
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