When your roommate eats the Chinese food you were saving for later:
When this happens:
When you are about to fall asleep and your makeup is still on:
When this happens:
When your friend does this:
When you get sabotaged by a peer:
When your parents go on vacation without you:
When you die in Flappy Bird:
When this happens:
When your eyes get blinded:
When your S.O. actually says something nice:
Or this happens:
Or this:
When it's Valentine's Day and you realize you are alone:
When you have to be up in three hours:
When you are broke:
When you are being friend-played:
When you get cropped:
And when you get shit boomeranged:
