He used to look like this
And was all cute and cuddly
Until he played Flash Thompson in "Spiderman"
And got all jock-y on "Scrubs"
Then was stabbed in "CSI: Miami"
And got his beautiful face bruised on "ER"
Where we got to see a little skin
Where he showed a lot of skin
Then he grew his hair and beard, and became a werewolf
Since then he has posed with a rifle...
He knew what we wanted to see in "What to Expect when You're Expecting"
And didn't disappoint at the MTV movie awards...
Which made everyone want to take advantage of this:
Now he's in "Magic Mike," where we'll see him do MORE of that:
And hopefully more of this