What Texts From Your Significant Other Actually Mean

Someone's in love!

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Real meaning: They want you. Bad. Texting this early in the morning? They are hooked!

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Real meaning: They can't stop thinking about you. You are the only person on their mind.

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Real meaning: OK, did you give them some kind of love potion? Because you are all they talk about. They literally dream about the next time you'll get to talk. Things are definitely getting serious on their end.

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Real meaning: Things have turned. It's gone from cute puppy love to what feels like a stalker vibe. Relax much????

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Real meaning: OK, not to alarm you but this is starting to feel like a Swimfan kind of situation.

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Real meaning: You are fucked. Good luck explaining this to your mom.