1. Yes, the Harry Potter movies were flawless and perfect. Except for one thing…
2. THE “OLD” VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES.
3. First of all, Ron developed a potbelly and looked like a total dad.
Nevermind that he was a dad, that is beside the point.
4. Secondly, Ginny’s hair.
5. Why? WHY?!
6. Also, Harry was wrinkled and scary.
7. But the worst of them was Draco. OH DRACO.
8. THE GOATEE.
9. The fact that for some reason he aged 70 X faster than the rest of the gang.
10. And let’s not forget they were only supposed to be 36 here. IS THIS WHAT A BUNCH OF 36-YEAR-OLDs LOOK LIKE???
11. Two 36 year olds.
I’m sorry what they did to you.
To all of you.