The Official Ranking Of Times Taylor Swift Left Her Tribeca Apartment In 2014

Nobody leaves a building like Taylor.

Background: Taylor Swift loves New York. She bleeds New York. She IS New York. Like any good New Yorker, she leaves her apartment at least 24 times a year, and gets photographed all of those times.

So, without further ado, here is the official ranking of times Taylor Swift stepped out of her apartment and into the blinding, loud concrete jungle that is New York in 2014.

24. July 22, 2014

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Poise: Seems poised. No obvious upper lip sweat.

Accessories: Very high pink heels. A purse. A headband.

Overall New York-ness: Waiting in line for a cronut.

23. June 20, 2014

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Poise: Looks like she fell out of a magazine.

Accessories: Green things.

Overall New York-ness: Hanging out in Times Square.

22. May 19, 2014

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Poise: Is not not poised.

Accessories: Purse. Floral headband.

Overall New York-ness: Pronouncing "Houston" like the city in Texas.

21. Sept. 15, 2014

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Poise: Ability to balance purse with one hand is exemplary in this photo.

Accessories: Bag. Pedestrians taking pictures.

Overall New York-ness: Eating a street dog.

20. May 18, 2014

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Poise: Eye contact with camera is intense. Seems poised.

Accessories: Can of soda. Purse.

Overall New York-ness: Eating on the subway.

19. July 24, 2014

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Poise: Photo-ready status.

Accessories: Purse.

Overall New York-ness: Getting a one-trip MetroCard.

18. April 15, 2014

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Poise: Walks with one foot in front of the other. Extraordinary!

Accessories: Purse with shoulder strap.

Overall New York-ness: Getting in the empty subway car.

17. April 23, 2014

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Poise: Shows a true talent for balance as she talks on the phone and walks at the same time!

Accessories: Knee-high socks. Purse. Hat. Cell phone.

Overall New York-ness: N/A because of socks.

16. June 18, 2014

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Poise: Poised af.

Accessories: Bag. Midriff.

Overall New York-ness: Getting a bagel from Dunkin' Donuts.

15. April 10, 2014

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Poise: Doesn't give a shit poise. (GOOD POISE)

Accessories: Sunglasses, purse.

Overall New York-ness: Spending $5 on a cup of coffee.

14. July 2, 2014

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Poise: Like a statue.

Accessories: Bag and belt.

Overall New York-ness: Holds onto subway pole with hand wrapped in sleeve.

13. April 24, 2014

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Poise: Beautiful purse holding position.

Accessories:Headband. Purse. Sunglasses.

Overall New York-ness: Relieved to finally have a dishwasher in unit.

12. June 14, 2014

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Poise: Literally perfect poise.

Accessories: Heart-shaped bag.

Overall New York-ness: Getting Seamless delivery during a snowstorm.

11. April 29, 2014

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Poise: Hand positions are steady and in control.

Accessories: Bag. Hat. Flowers peeking out of another bag.

Overall New York-ness: Becoming the bag lady.

10. Nov. 10, 2014

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Poise: Can balance on one leg as the other hovers above a step!

Accessories: Hat and purse.

Overall New York-ness: Going to a movie by yourself.

9. April 16, 2014

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Poise: No eye contact with camera. Could be better.

Accessories: Red purse.

Overall New York-ness: Can no longer smell the garbage on the street.

8. March 26, 2014

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Poise: Pretty good for an obviously windy day.

Accessories: Bag. Hat.

Overall New York-ness: Kaleidoscope of loud heartbeats under coats.

7. Nov. 13, 2014

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Poise: Demonstrates ability to hold a door open on her own! Good poise!

Accessories: Beanie, purse.

Overall New York-ness: Paying $17 for a movie.

6. March 30, 2014

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Poise: Impressive poise!

Accessories: Cat in a bag. Starbucks coffee. Purse.

Overall New York-ness: Your bodega guy knows your name.

5. April 1, 2014

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Poise: Poised!

Accessories: Can of soda. Purse.

Overall New York-ness: Taking a cab six blocks because it's raining.

4. Nov. 14, 2014

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Poise: OPENS DOOR WITH EASE. SUCH POISE.

Accessories: Poncho, scarf, bag.

Overall New York-ness: Taking a stroll through Central Park on a beautiful fall day.

3. Sept. 16, 2014

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Poise: Well poised for someone holding an animal.

Accessories: Cat. Knee-high socks. Bag.

Overall New York-ness: Doesn't get lost in the West Village.

2. April 17, 2014

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Poise: A+ poise.

Accessories: Purse.

Overall New York-ness: Paying more than you make a month in rent.

1. Sept. 23, 2014

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Poise: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CATITUDE HERE.

Accessories: Small hat. Purse. CAT WERKIN' IT.

Overall New York-ness: DOESN'T MATTER 'CAUSE THE CAT IS A MODEL. (But, never getting blinded by all the bright lights.)