The Official Ranking Of The 16 Hottest Stars

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    Lauren Yapalater
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    16. Regulus

    en.wikipedia.org

    Look, we've all seen stars that look like regulus, because there are a lot of stars that look just like regulus...because there are a lot of stars in the sky. Regulus is just regular....they should call it reguluser.

    15. Bellatrix

    google.com

    Look familiar? Well it should. You might recognize this beauty from the sky. It looks good, but we've seen better.

    14. Achemar

    upload.wikimedia.org

    Achemar. Oh sorry did you just sneeze? Because you should be blessed.

    13. Vega

    commons.wikimedia.org

    WELL HELLO THERE you hispanic beauty.

    12. Rigel

    apod.nasa.gov

    Rigel's beach bod is a sight to be seen. He matters, because he is MADE OF MATTER.

    11. Dubhe

    newforestobservatory.com

    DUBHE-vous coucher avec moi, CE SOIR?

    10. Beta Centauri

    allthesky.com

    Beta is an understatement. If we had it our way, this star would be an alpha.

    9. Adhara

    astropixels.com

    This star is hard to miss. Well actually it's pretty easy to miss because there are so many fucking stars. BUT STILL, have you seen this star's chiseled abs??

    8. Spica

    astrotx.com

    Spica the devil...have you seen her in a halter top?

    7. Wolf 424a

    solstation.com

    PURRRRRRRRRRRR. Don't be afraid of the wolf. His hairy and hard exterior is matched by his sensitive and charming insides... of which we've heard there's plenty of ;)

    6. Barnard's star

    media.web.britannica.com

    THINGS ARE HEATING UP. Barnard, more like take me to the BARN YARD with this star because this star is a sexy animal.

    5. James Franco

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    With a body temperature of 371.85 degrees Kelvin, he's average when it comes to heat. You might know him from Spiderman and Spiderman 2.

    4. 61 Cygni A

    eagleseye.me.uk

    We have just one question: Does the carpet match the planet of the drapes?

    3. Crucis B

    nebula1.com.ar

    The temperatures are rising and Crucis B is a tall drink of water to quench your thirst. Does the B stand for banging? YES IT DOES.

    2. Crucis A

    Flickr: carljoseph

    Crucis A is Crucis B's hotter (hard to imagine!) older brother. With a few more tattoos and degrees kelvin, he's hard to resist.

    1. The Sun

    nasa.gov

    You knew how this was going to end. You know the sun. You love the sun. Who loves the sun? YOU love the sun. It's flaring. It's smoking. It's the girl next door, it's the boy of your dreams. It's the one you want to be with forever. The one to bring home to mom and dad. Your mate. Just don't stare at it too long or IT'LL BURN YOUR EYES OUT.