5. When she claimed she only liked places if there was a bar:
6. When she actually said “EXCLAMATION POINT” while exclaiming!
7. When she was like “I’m a bitch, bitch that’s just who I am.”
10. When she was like, “really, why her?” and stared at her drink:
12. When she was like, can your past be your past but your future is related to your past but it’s a present like a gift and time and space are relevant….
14. When she complained because literally her entire life, like even her family and future kids were on her computer.
15. When she was like “OMG CAN THIS PERSON SEE ME EVEN THOUGH WEBCAMS AREN’T A THING YET?”
17. When she said a magazine meant more to her than food and nutrition needed to literally survive:
18. When her life was basically over because she’d never been to Greece:
19. When she pondered the existence of memory and feelings:
20. When she practically forced this guy to tell her she was the one:
21. And when she was barely living at all.
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