1.
When Zac said the classic Room Raiders line and held up his spy kit:
2.
When he entered the first room for the first time and was super stoked about it:
3.
When he was totally right about the girl being in college:
4.
When Zac got scared of this net:
5.
When he talked about finding a shirt that matched some underwear:
6.
When he opened the ~bedside table drawer~
7.
AND FOUND CONDOMS and was like "yeeeaaahhhh boy"
8.
When he whipped out his spy kit because he didn't want to touch the hairy brush:
9.
His reaction when he found the underwear drawer:
10.
Then when he sat there fondling the underwear:
11.
AND THEN STOLE A PAIR.
12.
When he went to the second house and pretended he was Tarzan:
13.
Then slid down the slide:
14.
And didn't want to leave the pool:
15.
And then made this face in the pool:
16.
When he went in room #2 and played guitar and the girls thought he sucked (HA!!! STUPID THEM!)
17.
When he made this comment about older women:
18.
Then totally dissed Katie of room #2:
19.
And also when he wore her heels and left because he totally hated her:
20.
When he jumped on the trampoline at room #3:
21.
When he admitted his style choices:
22.
When he was really serious about loving cheerleaders:
23.
When he couldn't open the closet door:
24.
When he was recapping the rooms and he basically said he wants to be dominated in the bedroom:
25.
When he called the girl from room # 3 A LAZY BITCH.
26.
When the meeting on the beach happened and it was like an old western:
27.
When he was like, "Damn, gotta choose one of you" and crossed his arms:
28.
When he felt like a total doof for not choosing room #1 and then checked her out:
29.
When he was like "YOU WIN!!!"
30.
And finally when he made up these words and they lived happily ever after for one minute:
