The 12 Most Awkward Moments In David Beckham’s Life

Presented with haikus.

1. When he had corn rows:

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A man with corn rows
Feels no pain because he is
Protected by hair

2. When he sat crossed legged holding these two poles:

Two poles, one David
Legs together with socks
Also blonde mohawk

3. When he wore this doo-rag:

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Why oh why oh why
He wears a sleeveless shirt as well
Also it has ruffles

4. When he stood in this wreath:

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He stands inside plants
His hair is frosted again
He looks like a tree

5. When he posed with these cans of himself:

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One thousand Davids
Drink drink drink drink drink drink drink
He takes a big gulp

6. When he sported this turtleneck:

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Turtlenecks can’t be
The answer to your question
They are very bad

7. When he did this with his sunglasses while wearing that turtleneck:

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Sunglasses are down
He means serious business
Turtleneck still on

8. When he shaved only a small section of his head:

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Dear barber, just this
Cut my hair, but just a bit
Make me beautiful

9. And also when he wore this very large brown trench coat:

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Give me leather or
Give me death he said to all
And leather he got

10. When he wore another trenchcoat but it was black:

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He squeaked and squeaked more
He was a walking squeaker
Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak

11. When he wore velvet pants:

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Though velvet is soft
It shall not be worn like this
I know not his thoughts

12. And, when he wore these giant jeans:

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These pants are so big
Two men can fit inside them
And also seventeen cats

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