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    Steve Martin Was A Mega Heartthrob Back In The Day

    Who's Brad Pitt? LOL.

    Take a moment to observe this man.

    This fine human speciman.

    With his lovely long locks of hair

    And a cat in hat on his lap.

    Have you ever seen such a handsome fella with a banjo?

    YEAH BUT ONLY IF HIS CHEST HAIR IS PEEKING THROUGH!

    Or looking totally badass with a cool necklace on.

    Experience his strong jawline...

    And semi-pouty face.

    NOW LOOK AT HIM WITH THIS PUPPY.

    *Palms start to sweat*

    *Knees weak*

    *Arm's spaghetti*

    FEAST YOUR EYES ON STEVE IN THIS FEDORA!

    And now feast your eyes on THIS photos of Steve in a Fedora.

    They don't call him Suave Steve for nothin'.

    Just kidding they don't call him that. But they should, look at his chest hair again.

    And how about this funny sideways hat look. *SWOOON*

    One time he had a beard. IT WAS GREAT.

    But most days he just looked like this. A Barefaced beauty.

    And he's still got it. HOT DAMN!