1. This is you IRL the day you got your invitation:
3. At least once you really had to go to the bathroom but couldn’t because Moaning Myrtle was being a huge cry baby in the next stall.
4. You remember when this troll came in the school because you shat your pants that day:
5. The first time going through this you were like, “Mom, for real? I’m gonna break my nose!”
7. The day you got sorted was the most anxious you’ve ever been in your life.
8. You’ve stumbled back to school after getting wasted in Hogsmeade at least once:
11. You got confused on these stairs and ended up missing for three days your first year:
12. You would think you reserved a room but then it turned out you hadn’t. UGHH!!
14. Playing or watching Quidditch was more important than family.
15. You’ll never forget your first Patronus.
16. You were forced into wearing earmuffs for the Mandrakes even though they made your hair look bad:
18. The one time you used the Room of Requirement, it gave you a bar of soap and you were personally offended.
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