1. You’ve jumped in this lake at least once in your life…even when the weather was below freezing.
3. You’ve gotten a giant plastic cup of beer at this place:
6. You’ve probably run into the president of the university at a house party or two:
7. And he made you realize how cool bow-ties are:
10. It’s not unusual to start drinking at 8 a.m. on gamedays.
11. And on those days, you hear this song blasting from every house on campus:
12. You are familiar with the rap stylings of this guy:
13. This man will forever be your hero:
14. And this is basically like your statue of Buddha:
15. Buttt, now you are thrilled to have this guy:
16. You know not to schedule a class on Lane and the next one on 12th:
YOU ONLY HAVE 12 MINUTES.
18. You’ve waited for a slice of pizza from this place at 2 AM:
19. And you know Easton as: “the place to go when your parents are in town”
23. And this is what you hope to teach your children:
24. You know the Oval is the best “quad” out of every school on earth:
25. You don’t question the existence of this duck:
26. And come spring time this place is your backyard:
Oval Beach is a legitimate beach.
27. You are very familiar with WINNING.
28. You topped off 4 great years by doing a bar crawl with 10 thousand of your fellow graduates…
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›