Secret Love Letters Between Katie Holmes And Her Windy Hair

Juicy!

Dear hair,

You are like spaghetti on my face. The win came and you climbed onto my nose, and in my ears and up my nostrils. You grazed my lips and your strands flew into my eyeballs. We’ll be together forever I just know it.

Love,
Katie

Image by Splash News

Dear hair,

I know I just wrote you, but now you’re off my face and have left me for the air. I’m sad but glad I can see better now. You are doing weird things up there, I hope the wind and you are happy even though I feel lonely without you.

Love,
Katie

Image by Splash News

Dear hair,

OKAY NOW YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR. Stop trying to leave me!! You look like a damn BROOM that’s sweeping the air to the right of me. GOODBYE TO YOU.

Love,
Katie

Image by INF Daily

Dear hair,

Wow, i’m sorry I lost my temper but YOU ARE MY HAIR AND MY HAIR ONLY. THE WIND IS FICKLE AND WON’T BE THERE FOR YOU LIKE I AM.

Love always,
Katie