19 Reasons Tourists Are The Worst

We’ve all been a tourist at least once in our life, and don’t we just SUCK?!

1. First of all, tourists think they are being really clever with their poses.

But really they just look like this:

2. They think they’ll blend in with their local garb, but if you look realllly close you can see them.

3. You basically have to tell them exactly what to do.

4. Like, all the time.

5. Their maps are practically drawn to scale.

6. And they like to stop in the most inconvenient places to look at them.

7. They travel in packs like ravenous hyenas looking for a statue to pose with.

8. And when they find those statues they VIOLATE THEM!

9. Their outfits are like if someone went into a fabric store with their eyes closed and wondered around for three minutes and then grabbed what they could.

10. They don’t even know where they are going.

11. And literally don’t even know where they are.

13. Not the Sears tower.

14. And they pose with people without even knowing who they are.

15. They love to feed the pigeons.

DON’T FEED THE PIGEONS.

16. Their favorite activity is stopping in the middle of the street.

17. And their second-favorite activity is taking a picture of everything they see.

“Take a pic of me and this elk”

18. They’re fluent! In their own language…

AND ALSO, THEY DO THIS:

So maybe just stay home next time.

Cause YOU DON’T WANNA FEEL THE WRATH OF THIS BUILDING.

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