32 Reasons Robert Downey Jr. Is The Most Perfect Man In The Universe

It’s undeniable, really.

1. He’s probably the sassiest celebrity out there:

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So, so sassy:

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The sassiest?

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He’s even sassy when he’s not saying anything:

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And he was even sassy when he was a kid:

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2. But he still has some amazing stuff to say:

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3. Not only is he good at English…

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4. But he can also teach you math:

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5. He’s never boring on red carpets.

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6. He’s the only person on the planet who can pull off a fedora:

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7. He makes a great cat:

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8. And has totally rational thoughts about monkey purchases.

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9. He has his priorities straight:

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10. He has the best license plate:

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11. He once wore this in the ’90s:

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12. Actually, nevermind, he once wore THIS:

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13. He’ll give you exactly what you want for your birthday:

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14. And he literally has the best sunglasses collection EVER.

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15. And nobody takes off their glasses like RDJ. NO ONE.

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16. He’s a master thief:

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17. Because of… uh… this:

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18. And uh… this:

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20. …and this:

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21. He’s the king of frowning:

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22. He makes a great laundry detergent:

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23. And makes all other Pokemon irrelevant:

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24. Also, he does this from time to time:

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25. It doesn’t even matter if he can play the tuba, because he looks perfect with it:

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26. This weird punk mountain-climber outfit too:

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27. Have you ever even seen anyone rock blond hair like him?!

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28. He’s always had cool hairstyles, though.

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29. Have you seen him smile yet?

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30. He’s like a fine wine…

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31. Keeps getting better with age.

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32. Oh, and he’s more powerful than a God.

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