1. So, Jennifer Lawrence fell making her way to the stage at the Oscars.
2. AND SURE, SHE FELL, BUT IT WAS A VERY BEAUTIFUL FALL!
3. So beautiful, that she GLOWED.
4. It was done with grace and class. The classiest fall in history.
5. So classy you WISH you could fall like that!!!
6. From ANY ANGLE it looks like a fall to be proud of.
7. A swift fall. A Lovely trip.
8. Such a perfect fall that it could be in fashion magazines…
9. OR PART OF A DISNEY MOVIE!
11. And she DID, with dignity and GRACE.
12. It was such a great fall that not only did TWO FORMER SEXIEST MEN ALIVE RUN TO HELP HER…
Bradley Cooper AND Hugh Jackman
13. But so did a handsome French actor.
14. And after she was like, “SCREW YOU IF YOU DIDN’T FIND MY FALL THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TONIGHT!”
15. Because it was, and will go down in history as such.
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