Jared Leto is a 42-year-old man who LOOKS LIKE THIS.
This is the naked and wet body of a 42-year-old:
This is the half-naked body of that same man:
He should win an award for person most likely to travel BACK IN TIME.
Because this man is a beauty.
An actual chiseled statue made of marble and stone.
He has the complexion of a teen (who skipped over the acne phase).
His body is like Benjamin Button's when he was 78, so like, a 22-year-old's normal body.
HIS HAIR IS THAT OF A YOUNG WOMAN'S.
But back to his chestal region.
REMEMBER THAT HE'S 42, so he's almost 50, which is halfway to 100.
And what almost 100-year-old do you know who looks like this???!!
Yet he can still haul a canoe.
And walk around without a cane.
But enough about his agility.
And so is his tiny bubble butt.
And also still hot when he's doing this:
So here's to Jared Leto, anti-ager and general hottie.
