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    It's 2016 And Martha Stewart Is Still Fucking Killing It On Twitter

    New year, same wonderful Martha.

    Jan. 3: tends to the topiary myrtles.

    Jan. 6: It's ten degrees f at the farm.

    Jan. 8: painting of a regular cheetah.

    Jan. 12: Uploads a picture of her younger self with photoshopped tattoos.

    Jan. 13: Humblebrags about her wine collection.

    Jan. 14: Notifies Twitter that she's sharing the wealth of her eggs!

    Jan.16: Uploads picture with a giant stack of giant saucers, loved the crowds?

    Jan. 16: Takes artsy selfie in a museum.

    Jan. 21: Refers to Twitter as "beloved" and pens message that I support 1,000%.

    FUCKING. KILLING. IT.