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Investigation: Is Kim Kardashian Literally The Funniest Person Alive?

This is an urgent matter.

A few days ago a fan tweeted that Kim Kardashian was the funniest person ever, to which Kim replied that she is indeed literally the funniest person alive.

I'm not trying to be dramatic, but this happened two full days ago and I STILL can't stop thinking about it. Is she literally the funniest person alive? I took it upon myself to find out.

First of all, there are a little over 7 billion people on this planet.

Kim Kardashian is one of those people:

So could it be that out of all these people, Kim Kardashian was right about herself????? Well, the following 14 pieces of evidence (tweets) will show that the answer is a resounding...YES!!!

Here's all the proof you need:

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I love Germany, its Vonderfull here! I love z apple strudel

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I am such a bore!!!! Sometimes I'd rather be in bed laughing by myself at funny youtube videos than socializing in a club!I accept im a bore

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i have a really odd talent. i can smell when someone has cavaties! i have never been wrong yet! they dont even have 2 be super close by me

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i can smell by having one conversation with someone! sooo weird huh!

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Someone has a cavity in the car I'm in. I can smell it.

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Isn't it weird how singers like Rihanna & Celine Dion sing in an American accent but really speak w an accent

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Nothing like a late night drive in a Maybach blasting Frank Sinatra in New York City

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A little kid just coughed literally in my face on the plane. Is it rude I said "sweetie please cover ur swiney" I'm not about 2 get sick!

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Can't wait til my website is active! I'm gonna do live video streaming so every time someone talks shit I can go blast the fuck outta them

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North posted this on IG while playing games on my phone. Not sure why or how she chose it but I'm not complaining RP

In conclusion, this is true.

OK BYE!!