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If You Farted In A Guy’s Face Last Week, He Loved It And Is Looking For You

It must have been a toot of love.

2. First of all, your fart literally CHANGED HIS LIFE:

3. It was a HUGE turn on (surprisingly to him!!!):

4. HE PROBABLY LOVES KE$HA.

5. He just wants to thank you an/or have the pleasure of inhaling another one of your whifters:

6. He is clean and sane:

7. Best of luck to all involved, I hope that this man finds the fair farting maiden he is looking for.

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