22 Reasons It's Good To Be A Vegetable In Oprah's Garden

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    Lauren Yapalater
    by Lauren Yapalater

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. You are glamorous.

    2. You are bountiful.

    3. You are beautiful.

    4. You are nutritious.

    5. Oprah herself has held you.

    6. Oprah herself has imparted wisdom on you.

    7. Oprah herself has showed you off to her family and friends.

    8. You are important to Oprah.

    9. Oprah needs you.

    10. Oprah loves you.

    11. Oprah literally could not live without you.

    12. You get to casually hang out with Oprah on the floor of her home.

    13. You are beloved by all!!

    14. You get to just grow in the ground or on a tree.

    15. But you also get to fly on planes.

    16. You get to be cosy in a little basket.

    17. You always make Oprah smile.

    18. Oprah is happy with you.

    19. Oprah will most likely leave some stuff in her will for you!

    20. You look good in pictures.

    21. Oprah would be sad without you in her life.

    22. You are important to Oprah.

    COUNTERPOINT: IT'S EVEN BETTER TO BE A FLOWER!

    23. The End.