1. Wear a jumpsuit.
2. Get bangs.
3. Sit next to/be married to the owner of the team.
4. Nuzzle the owner of the team.
5. Check out the scoreboard for scores and stuff.
6. Pretend you are bored.
7. But then show some pizzazz.
8. Look surprised sometimes.
10. Eat popcorn.
11. Whisper “We own this. All of it” into your husband’s ear.
- U.S. presidential candidates are making their final pitches before the New Hampshire Primary, the second voting contest of the nominating season 🇺🇸
- The Pentagon has confirmed that North Korea successfully launched a satellite into orbit on Sunday night.
- President Obama asked Congress for $1.8 billion to fight the spread of the Zika virus across the Americas.