1. Wear a jumpsuit.
2. Get bangs.
3. Sit next to/be married to the owner of the team.
4. Nuzzle the owner of the team.
5. Check out the scoreboard for scores and stuff.
6. Pretend you are bored.
7. But then show some pizzazz.
8. Look surprised sometimes.
9. Drink.
10. Eat popcorn.
11. Whisper "We own this. All of it" into your husband's ear.
