How To Be Like Beyonce At A Nets Game

In 11 easy steps.

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
How To Be Like Beyonce At A Nets Game
Lauren Yapalater

2. Get bangs.

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3. Sit next to/be married to the owner of the team.

4. Nuzzle the owner of the team.

5. Check out the scoreboard for scores and stuff.

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6. Pretend you are bored.

7. But then show some pizzazz.

8. Look surprised sometimes.

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11. Whisper “We own this. All of it” into your husband’s ear.

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