How To Be Just Like Drew Barrymore While Getting A Jaywalking Ticket

    Don't sweat it, life is fun and spontaneous!

    Step 1: Leave yoga feeling excited while looking at this guy wearing half a shirt.

    Step 2: Quickie outfit change.

    Step 3: Cross the street, because you need to get to the other side!!

    Step 4: Say, "Hello, hi, bye, thank you, cars, I'm crossing now."

    Step 5: BRISK WALK. She had a very important date. SHE COULDN'T BE LATE.

    Step 6: Stand there when a man — a POLICE MAN — is waiting for you on the other side.

    Step 7: Sip your drink.

    Step 8: Ask this question: "Don't you remember me from E.T.?"

    Step 9: Realize this time E.T. can't save you. Receive jaywalking ticket.

    Step 10: Twirl your hair!!

    Step 11: Go on your merry way.

    Bye, Drew! Don't forget to use the crosswalk! The End.