We're all from different places, of different creeds, from different backgrounds. But there's one thing we can all agree on: Group projects are the worst.
1.Group projects succeed in teaching you only one thing:
2.They spark fear in all our hearts:
3.And they make it clear that you can never, ever count on people:
4.And that your only friend is yourself:
5.They're a time when you're forced to take drastic measures:
6.Where you see people for what they REALLY are:
7.They are a time where you become an academic chameleon:
8.And find out how brilliant you are and how truly disappointing everyone else is:
9.They're a time when you have to turn to music to get your through difficult times:
10.And sometimes it's like you're in the abyss somewhere, floating, waiting to be found and brought home.
11.They are also a time where you're forced to work with your worst enemies:
12.Whether in English class:
13.Or Spanish class:
14.And when they try to help, it goes a lot like this:
15.They're a time when you have to conquer your own fears:
16.Where you learn the world is an unfair, terrible place:
17.And people will take whatever they can get:
18....at least most of the time:
19.They're a time when this is literally the worst thing you can see:
20.Where you're forced to give out sage advice:
21.Where tensions run high:
22.And unfortunately, some people must be sacrificed.
23.But in the end, they give you an experience you'll never forget:
