1. At the pre show Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa announced they were expecting a child.
2. We also saw FUN. And that is Lena Dunham’s new boyfriend on the right.
3. Miley Cyrus and P!nk wore the same hair-do. Towns went up in flames.
4. So Miley had to calm everyone down.
6. Frank Ocean performed in a jungle.
7. Three people crowd surfed! Kevin Hart…
8. Lil Wayne…
9. And Taylor Swift.
10. Nicki Minaj won best female and perfected her “Taylor Swift Shocked Face.”
12. This concerned Rihanna and Katy Perry.
14. Rebel Wilson had the best moment of the night when she exposed her nether-regions.
15. Rob Pattinson appeared with his twilight cast mates and looked normal.
16. Katy Perry sang into Rihanna’s shoulder nook:
17. One Direction happened
18. Gabby Douglas did Gymnastics while Alicia Keys sang, and her bra was exposed. But it was glittery so who even cares.
20. Psy and Kevin Hart did the Gangnam Style dance.
21. We were introduced to Taylor Swift Waldo.
Thanks to our very own Dan for this.