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Colton Haynes Live-Tweeted A Random Couple’s Terrible First Date

Thanks for being on top of this Colton.

1. Extremely good-looking actor Colton Haynes found himself sitting next to a couple on their first date. So naturally, he decided to share the experience with all.

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2. Meet “Dan” and Tracey, and enjoy their awkward time together.

She keeps tossing her hair...I honestly think she's into it. They r now discussing name pronunciation...I have to secretly film this

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

She needs to speak up...now multiple ppl are trying to listen. I'm alone so I guess they have a one up on me but this needs to be documented

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

HE JUST CALLED HER THE WRONG NAME!!! After 30 mins of their date, he called her Terry...her name is Tracey

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

Awkward silence followed by a bathroom break on his part...I can't get a read on Tracey yet

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

Thk god he just peed...he's back. Cue Tracey leaving to the bathroom. Might I add, she didn't check her phone once, he just got on his

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

Let's just name him Dan...he looks like a Dan. I am now staying at dinner to see if his horrible lines work...why am I so invested?

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

Dan has a mullet...and a beard...2 things that could be love blinding Tracey...hurry the hell up Tracey, Jesus, the audience is waiting...

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

O shit...Dan is a director...should I make my presence known? #GodIhopeIgetIt

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

Seriously Tracey...seriously???!!! Why u gotta make this hard on me,speak up and NEVER lean in when Dan goes for the "arm around chair" move

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

They r currently talkin about their current/past relationships and I'm now getting sad that I'm putting this on display...ok not anymore

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

Dan just said "There's a girl here that I call my cousin...but she's not my cousin, she's my ex girlfriend." I'm dying laughing

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

U guys...I am now sweatin laughing. I'm a terrible person but he just said he dated his second cousin once. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE HE SAID THAT

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

Someone needs to turn Tracey's imaginary mic up cause Dan is bout to be the breakout star of this twitter show...

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

1. Tracey is prob gonna go home wit "Dan" 2. Ladies...don't go home with guys like "Dan" 3. Live tweet 1st dates without ppl knowin.

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

Dan just said "my feet hurt all the time"...TRACEY ASKED FOR THE CHECK!!! Hell yes Tracey!

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

Can I get a moment of silence to see how's this is gonna end...................shhhhh

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

No joke, I just followed them out (without paying yet) and Tracey just peaced out!!! Tracey-1, Dan-0!!!! Note to self: Do this more often...

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

Note to self: Consider online dating just to teach ppl how to date...wait...IM LIKE THE HITCH OF ONLINE DATING!!! Sell that @GBerlanti

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

Sorry Tracey and "Dan" but I just had to get that on record. Im payin my bill now with a smile on my face. Thk you!

— ColtonLHaynes (@Colton Haynes)

25. Please continue to stumble upon strangers having crappy dates, Colton.

h/t: Just Jared.

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