Bradley Cooper Is The Only Single, Solitary Human On A Beach

    It's not confirmed that he smells, but if he didn't smell there would probably be at least ONE other human or animal species around him.

    Lauren Yapalater
    by Lauren Yapalater

    BuzzFeed Staff

    He sits alone
    Sand in his pants
    He ponders his life
    Making friends with ants

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    There's no one else
    It's just him
    Plus his invisible friend
    Whose name is maybe Tim

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    Then something in his head just breaks
    He forgets that a shirt does not go on your face
    He puts his tee around his head
    "Don't I look grand?" is what he said

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    But then the pieces came back together
    And he remembered how shirts work
    But alone he still was sitting on that beach
    So sad and desolate he did not even smirk

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    So up he got
    And as you could see
    There was NO ONE IN SIGHT
    It was just Bradley