1. Today, Zac Efron looked like this:
2. His hair was beautifully swept.
3. His hand was perfectly tucked into his jorts.
4. And you could literally see his abs through his shirt.
5. The left side of his body looked completely and utterly flawless.
6. And then the right side looked EVEN BETTER.
7. He is a gift to this world. The End.
In The News Today
- With head clerk Kim Davis jailed, Rowan County issued its first same-sex marriage license since the Supreme Court's June decision. ›
- After mounting pressure from other European countries, Britain will accept thousands more refugees from UN camps bordering Syria. ›
- A drowned Syrian boy, whose picture caused outrage around the world, has been buried together with his mother and 5-year-old brother. ›