Lauren Yapalater made their 50th BuzzFeed post on Apr 06! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used Lauren Yapalater's account to make one post each, in which case Lauren Yapalater should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaâ€‹tions to Lauren Yapalater! Here's to 50 more!
Lauren Yapalater made their 1000th post on Jan 24! That is more than 10 times as many paragraphs as there in Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason. According to logic, this person must therefore be one of the greatest intellects in BuzzFeed's history.
Lauren Yapalater has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on Mar 14! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
Lauren Yapalater has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on Mar 16! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
Lauren Yapalater has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on Mar 29! More people have looked at Lauren Yapalater's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)
Lauren Yapalater has received more than 1,000,000 views to one of their posts on Feb 08! This is a phenomenal amount of views. More people have viewed Lauren Yapalater's post than currently live in the state of Rhode Island. Wow.
Something Lauren Yapalater posted got over 100000 views on Pinterest! That is even more views than there are scented candles to keep your home fresh and colorful. That's also deeply impressive. Well done, Lauren Yapalater.